| Apni zaat k mehwr mein tujhy zum kr loon, Ibadato mein
tera Ishq b raqm ker loon, Tery Ashko say agr ho"WAZU"na mumkin, Mai
tery jism ki matti say"TAYAMUM"kr loon....! |
ek din ek larki molvi nu time day k na i molvi intezar kr kr thak
gya...gusay nal loud speaker on kr k kehnay laga....HAZRAAT TUSSAN
CHANGI NA KITI |
| Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, Tadap raha hu kabhi to
apna pyaar de, Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam ek Missed
call he maar de |
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain, Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat
hain. |
| Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai
main jana chod diya, Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge
karna chod diya! |
Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se
kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. |
| HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not Enter HE: I
know how to please a woman. SHE: Then please leave me alone. HE: I want
to give myself to you. SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. |
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as
beautiful as you? SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's
no-one as ugly as you! |
| HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen
it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE:
Nah,it was plain bad luck!!! |
HUM WOH NAHI JO TUJHE GHUM MEIN CHOR DENGE HUM WOH NAHI JO TUJHSE
NAATA TOR DENGE HUM TO TERE WOH ASHIQ HAIN JO AGAR TERI SAASE BANDH HO
TO AAPNI SAASE JOR DENGE |
| Two things which will always b HELPFULL in life 1st
Don't take any decision wen ur angry, 2nd don't make any promiss wen ur
happy. |
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget
the fruit |
| An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is
cute, forget the fruit |
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire the smell of
burning is strong on my mind everywhere i turn i see ruin and
destruction one man taking another,s life. don,t ask me how but somehow
i know mankind still has to go for miles. silent cry |
| A simple"HELLO" can b so sweet.. H=How r u? E=
Everything ok.. L=Like 2 c u.. L=Love 2 hear from u.. O= Obviously.. "I
Miss U" specaily when i alone.. |
Machar aur makhi ki hogai shadi Pehli hi raat main ho gai barbadi
machar ki to qismat hi khoti thi makhi morteen laga k soti thi. |
| Kisi nay Sheikh Saadi (RA) se poocha, "Dost aur Bhai
main kia farq hai?" To Aap ne farmaya, "Bhai Sona(Gold) hai aur Dost
Heera(Diamond) hai." Uss admi ne kaha, "Aap ne Bhai ko kam Qeemat aur
Dost ko Qeemti cheez se kyun tashbeeh di?" To Aap ne farmaya, "Sonay
main agar darar aa jai to us ko pighla kar bilkul pehlay jaisa banaya ja
sakta hai, Jab k Heeray main aik darar aa jai to woh kabhi bhi pehlay
jaisa nahi ban sakta." Aap k liay. "Haqiqat hai" |
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai to mayoos mut hona aur
Khuda se roshni ki dua mango agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to
kanjoosi mut karo aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao. |
| Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho
gay hain Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai pata
nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga. |
Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota. |
| Marne par hamain janat mile na mile Yeh hawa,yeh fiza
mile na mile sms karne main koi kasar na chorna mere dost kia pata upar
mobile mile na mile. |
Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara...... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai
na..... |
| Tusi boht great ho........ Rusgulay di plate ho......
coce di krate ho........ ande da aamlate ho....... |
Sharab bani to maykhany bany Husan bana to diwany bany Koi to baat
hai aap main Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany. |
| Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham) Jo mushkil se mila wo hai
(Acha dost) Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar) Jo naseeb walon ko mila
wo hai apn ka sms. |
Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,aap ka daikna, daikh kar
muskrana,ankain milana, nigain churana, aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna ..........uf kuch to sahi hota. |
| kisi ko itna na chaho k phir bhula na sako, mizaag
badaltay hein yahaan mosmo ki tarah |
kisi k door honay se
kisi k yun bichharnay se
bohat se log rotay hein
k rona ik riwayat hy
riwayat tor jata hun
tumhari yaad anay pe mein aksar muskurata hun |
| MERI DUA HEY K TU LAMBI UMER PAY. NA TERE PAS KABHI
GHAM-O-UDASI KABI AY, TU MUSKURAY TU EHBAB MUSKURA OTHEIN. TERA WAJOOD
BAHAROON KI JAAN KEHLAY. F |
KHUDA KARE TERA ANGAN U HI MEHAKTA RAHE. YE TERA CHEHRA U HI HMESHA
CHAMKTA RAHE. KHUDA KARE TUJE YE KHUSHYAN RAS AA JAIN. TU JISKO CHAHE WO
KHUD TERE PAS AA Ji |
| INN DORIUON KO BEWAFAI MAT SAMAJHNA. INN KHAMOSHIYON KO
NARAZGI MAT SAMAJHNA, HAR HAAL MAIN SATH RAHEINGE AAPKE, HAMARI DOSTI KO
KAMZOOR MAT SAMAJHNA. |
DUA MANGI HE AASHYANE KI....! CHAL PARI ANDHI ZAMANE KI....! MERE
GHAM KOI NA SAMAJH PAYA....! Q K APNI AADAT HE MUSKURANE KI....!
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| HAMARI MEHFIL KO FASANA MIL GYA. HAMARI GAZLOON KO
FASANA MIL GYA. APKI DOSTI AISI MILI A DOST HAMEIN. JESE KHUDA KI TARAF
SE KHAZANA MIL GYA. f |
Grl:bas b karo ab! BOY:koch b nhi hota! GRL:kisi ne dekh liya tu?
BOY:kuch nhi hoga.bas sedhi raho or thora khol k rakho! GRL:bas boht ho
gya ab main tumhe or nhi karne dongi! BOY:plz thora sa or karne do! . .
. AGER AJ PAPER NA KAR SAKA TU MAIN FAIL HO JAONGA PLZZ..
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| ho nahi sakta k mujhe teri yaad na aye, bhool k b
bhulaon wo waqt na ay, tum bholo tu tumhe agli sans na ay, main bholon
tu.. . . . . banda bhool hi jata he. frm:03327408767 |
MOM:beti bari ho kar kya karogi? BETI:kuch nhi.maan
banugi,parhoongi,shadi karongi or kya? MOM:Jo b karna hey karo par
SAERIAL ORDER main. |
| jab kishti sabit salim thi,Sahil ki tamana
kis ki thi,ab aisi shikasta kashti main,sahil ki tamana kon kare.!!!!
|
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn
jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'..
'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking
classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:)
gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks',
'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin...
"Tatz college life" v cal it "HEAVEN |
| I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things
behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a
smile on my face.... |
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so
please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the
whole world |
